And when I saw you kissing that girl my heart it shattered, and my eyes, they watered. And when I tried to speak I stuttered. And my friends were like whatever, you’ll find someone better, his eyes were way too close together, and we never even liked him from the start. And now he’s with that tart, and I heard she done some really nasty stuff down in the park with Michael. He said she’s easy and if your guy’s with someone that’s sleazy, then he ain’t worth your time ‘cause you deserve a real nice guy. So I proceeded to get drunk and cry and lock myself in the toilets for the entire night.